Burgers

THE CHAIRMAN
Cheeseburger, made with our own patty of 8.5
brisket and short rib, bun sauce, pickled red
onion jam
THE DAREMAN
Spicy chairman with chilli sauce and jalapenos 9
THE END OF DEMOCRACY 10.5
The Chairman, loaded with jalapeños
and our chuck and shoulder chilli (p)
THE FAT CHAIRMAN 12.5
Double patty and cheese
EL DIRECTOR 10.5
Signature patty, cheese, guacamole and salsa
THE FRANK 11
Signature patty, blue cheese, truffled aioli,
The V2 8.5
Buttermilk Buffalo chicken breast in a bun with
blue cheese sauce (spicy-ish)
CLUCKAMOLE (Created by Kate Human) 9.5
Buttermilk Buffalo chicken bun with
guacamole, bacon and slaw

Wings

BUFFHELLO (WINNER of best Buffalo wing, judges choice at Wingfest) 6.5
Buttermilk chicken wings in our HOT sauce,
with celery salt, stilton sauce and bacon dust
LEYTON ORIENTAL 6.5
Buttermilk wings with Soy, whiskey and ginger sauce

Veggie Burgers

MAC THE RIPPER (v) 7.5
Crispy truffled mac and cheese, in a bun,
THE BURGER FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE (Vegan) 7.5
NEW IMPROVED Spicy bean patty, guacamole
tomato salsa in a sesame vegan bun
Gluten free buns available or just change your
bun to salad for free

Add+

Jockey whips (chips) to any burger/bun for
2 human pounds
Bacon, cheese, pineapple, fried egg or
peanut butter to anything for a quid

Sliders

Our not so mini mini burgers. 3 for £10 choose your own combo from:
Chairman Our classic cheese burger
V2 Buttermilk fried chicken
Mac The Ripper Our world famous veggy burger
SHARING PLATTERS
9 sliders
3 Beef, 3 chicken and 3 Veg 25
18 sliders
6 Beef, 6 Chicken and 6 Veg 48

Dogs

The Well ‘ard 8
Kurz and Lang frankfurter onions, ketchup and
mustard (P)
The über Well’ard 9
Same dog but with beef chilli and cheese sauce (p)

Chips

Chips fried in beef dripping (veg version available) 3
with truffle (v) 4
with our revolutionary beer cheese sauce (v) 4
with slow cooked chilli and cheese sauce EPIC (p) 5.5
Sweet potato fries with sour cream 5

Sides

THE SAINT 5.5
Salad of the week (v) (GF) (ask at the bar)
add haloumi 6.5
NACHOS (v) 4.5
Corn chips with salsa, nacho cheese sauce
FRICKLES (v) 3.5
Deep fried pickles, aioli
ONION RINGS(v) 3.5
Deep fried onions innit, truffle aioli
SAUCES all a quid
Buffalo sauce, bun sauce, blue

Sunday Roast

We are now making our epic roasts every Sunday!!
It’s really popular so it’s a good idea to book. Like now, do it.
cheese, beer cheese

Sunday Roasts

All come with seasonal veg, duck fat potatoes, Yorkshire pudding and gravy.
South Devon beef rump, horseradish sauce £15.50
Sirloin of beef, horseradish sauce (limited numbers) £16.50
Slow roast Suffolk lamb shoulder, salsa verde £15.50
Suffolk pork belly, truffled apple sauce £14.50
Half an organic chicken, sausage stuffing £14.00

Vegetarian Option

Protein-packed mixed bean loaf with veggy gravy and all the trimmings £12.00

Sides

Cauliflower beer cheese £5.00
Duck fat roasted potatoes £3.50
Crackling with truffled apple sauce £3.50
Extra Yorkshires £1

Pudding

Epic dark choc fudge brownie with Rapberry coulis and Greek yoghurt £5.50
Apple and blackberry crumble with custard (contains nuts, and skillz) £5.50
Pavlova with Chantilly cream and fruits of the forest £5.50

Kids

Your choice of meat for half the price, Yorkshire optional, we also have ice cream.

Drinks Package available for pre-order

STAR PACKAGE £549
50 x bottles of Peroni, 6 x bottles of Prosecco, 5 bottles of house wine, 2 x
bottles vodka with mixers
SILVER PACKAGE £299
20 x bottles of Peroni, 4 x bottles of Prosecco, 5 bottles of house wine, 1 x
bottle vodka with mixers
PURPLE PACKAGE £199
20 x bottles of Peroni, 4 x bottles of Prosecco, 2 bottles of house wine
WELCOME PACKAGE £99
15 bottles of Peroni, 2 x bottle of Prosecco
BUBBLES PACKAGES
5 Bottles of Prosecco £130
10 Bottles of Prosecco £250

We Serve Humans Party Menu

Sliders and sides selection.  £60
Our signature dishes, only smaller. With plenty to go round.
The Chairman
Cheeseburger, made with our own patty of brisket and short rib,
The V2
Buttermilk fried chicken breast burger with our hot sauce.
Mac the ripper
Truffled mac and cheese patty.
Leyton Oriental
Our epic whiskey and ginger wings.
Dripping Fries
Skinny chips, tossed in beef dripping (veggy option available on request)
Nachos
Tray of Nachos, made with our salsa and legendary beer cheese sauce.
For the price you will receive 12 bigger than bite-sized sliders, a basket of wings, fries and a tray of nachos.
Enough food for 10 hungry people or 12 not so hungry.

Christmas Menu

2 Courses £20

3 Courses £25

Add a glass of bubbles for £5

To Begin

Smoked salmon bruschetta with pickled beetroot and horseradish cream
or
Curried parsnip soup with sourdough croutons (V)
or
Crunchy beetroot salad with pear and walnuts (vg, gf)

Mains

TURKEY WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS
Stuffed free-range Turkey
ballontine
Duck fat potatoes
Sautéed Brussels sprouts
roasted Seasonal veg
Chipolatas wrapped in bacon
Sticky gravy
Cranberry sauce

or

BUTTERNUT, CHESTNUT AND LENTIL CAKE
Roast potatoes
Sautéed Brussels sprouts
Roasted seasonal veg
Vegan stuffing balls
Sticky vegan gravy
Cranberry sauce
(vg, gf)

Pudding

Christmas spiced carrot cake with Egg nog custard.
or
Christmasn Pavlova, dark fruit coulis and Baileys cream
or
Grilled pineapple brochettes, with coconut rum caramel (vg, gf)

Sliders and sides selection £60

SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER
Cheeseburger, made with our own patty, Stilton and cranberry
THE SLEIGHER
Buttermilk fried turkey breast burger with gravy and stuffing
BRIANNE OF TARTH
Deep fried Brie, in a bun with cranberry sauce.
BUFFHELLO WINGS
Our award winning wings, with Stilton sauce
BABY CHEESUS NACHOS
Cheesy corn chips, guacamole, cranberry and jalapeno dip.
SKINNY FRIES
Rosemary mayo
12 bigger than bite-sized sliders A basket of wings, fries and a tray of Nachos For 10 hungry people or 12 not so hungry

Veggie only selection £40

BRIANNE OF TARTH
Deep fried Brie, in a bun with cranberry sauce.
BABY CHEESUS NACHOS
Cheesy corn chips, guacamole, cranberry and jalapeno dip.
PRINCE BURGER (Vegan)
8 sliders, nachos and fries

We stock over 40 different spirits premium and standard. If there is anything you are particularly fond of please send us an email, we can let you know if we have it in stock or give you a great alternative.

We have a great range of beers and ciders on tap and in the fridge. A selection of craft and world beers including breweries such as Signature Brew, East London Brewery, Hackney Brewery, Truman’s Beer, Three Sods Brewery, Mondo Brewing Company & Beaver Town to name a few.

Sparkling & Champagne

250ml 175ml 125ml Btl
Gran Cuvee – Extra Dry Spumante (vg) £5.30 £25.90
Cá del Console – Extra Dry Prosecco (v) £6.10 £31.00
Baron de Marck Champagne a Hautvillers – Brut France (vg)
£41.00

White

Pieno Sud – Bianco, Terre Siciliane Italy (v) £6.20 £4.70 £4.00 £18.00
First Fleet – Chardonnay, South Eastern Australia (vg) £7.10 £5.40 £4.20 £20.90
Nina – Pinot Grigio, Italy (v) £7.80 £5.95 £4.80 £23.00
Morandé – Sauvingnon Blanc, Maule Valley Chile £8.30 £6.20 £5.10 £24.50
Beauvignac – Picpoul de Pinet, France £8.80 £6.70 £5.30 £26.00

Rose

Pinot Grigio Rose (v) £6.30 £5.00 £4.25 £19.50
Château Gabriel Organic – Côtes de Provence (v) £9.50 £7.20 £5.60 £28.00

Red

Mon Roc – Mixed grape Carignan / Merlot Vin de France (v) £6.20 £4.70 £4.00 £18.00
First Fleet – Shiraz, South Eastern Australia (vg) £7.10 £5.40 £4.20 £20.90
D’Alamel – Merlot, Domaines Marnier La Postolle £7.80 £5.95 £4.80 £23.00
Pionero – Pinot Noir, Casablanca Valley Chile (v) £8.30 £6.20 £5.10 £24.50
Porteño – Malbec, Bodega Norton Argentina (v) £8.80 £6.70 £5.30 £26.00
MARGARITA 8
Jose Cuervo Tradicional, Cointreau, lime. Shaken & served up, garnished with a salt rim.
COCONUT DAIQUIRI 8
Tiki twist on a Daiquiri (not very sweet at all). Malibu, lime, sugar. Shaken & served up. Garnished with a lime wheel.
PORNSTAR MARTINI 8
The original party drink. It’s tacky and we love it! Absolut Vanilla, passion fruit, apple. Shaken, served up with a shot of bubbles on the side.
SLOE GIN SOUR 7.5
Festive & fab. Plymouth Sloe Gin, lemon, sugar, egg white, (optional). Shaken & served up. Garnished with 3 juniper berries.
AMARETTO SOUR 8
Timeless classic with a dash of oomph. Amaretto, Bushmills, lemon, sugar, egg white (optional). Shaken & served short, over ice
BRAMBLE 8
Classic as they come. Beefeater, lemon, sugar, Crème du Mure.
SCOTTISH NEGRONI 8
A slightly warmer, slightly boozier twist on a Negroni. Chivas Regal, Mancino Vermouth, Suze. Stirred down & served short, over ice. Garnished with an orange twist.
OLD FASHIONED 8.5
Need we say more? Four Roses, brown sugar, orange bitters. Stirred down & served short, over ice. Garnished with an orange twist. Upgrade to Havana 7 or Chivas Regal for £1.50

Each Thursday get two cocktails for the price of one with your star loyalty card. Not got one? Ask at the bar!

Party bookings

For more information about the menu for parties, please mail [email protected]

We Serve Humans residency

Their only objective is to make you happy with totally awesome burgers and other naughty food.  A group of chefs that know what makes food good, putting this knowledge and skill into making the best burger! Travelled far and wide and eaten THOUSANDS of burgers in their quest to find the ultimate double bread with meat, research led them to create “The Chairman”, Brisket and short rib patty, with added marrow for juice. Try it for yourself.

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Monday Offer

2 burgers for £12

Choose either The Chairman or Mac the Ripper.