Burgers

THE CHAIRMAN
Cheeseburger, made with our own patty of 8.5
brisket and short rib, bun sauce, pickled red
onion jam
THE DAREMAN
Spicy chairman with chilli sauce and jalapenos 9
THE END OF DEMOCRACY 10.5
The Chairman, loaded with jalapeños
and our chuck and shoulder chilli (p)
THE FAT CHAIRMAN 12.5
Double patty and cheese
EL DIRECTOR 10.5
Signature patty, cheese, guacamole and salsa
THE FRANK 11
Signature patty, blue cheese, truffled aioli,
The V2 8.5
Buttermilk Buffalo chicken breast in a bun with
blue cheese sauce (spicy-ish)
CLUCKAMOLE (Created by Kate Human) 9.5
Buttermilk Buffalo chicken bun with
guacamole, bacon and slaw

Wings

BUFFHELLO (WINNER of best Buffalo wing, judges choice at Wingfest) 6.5
Buttermilk chicken wings in our HOT sauce,
with celery salt, stilton sauce and bacon dust
LEYTON ORIENTAL 6.5
Buttermilk wings with Soy, whiskey and ginger sauce

Veggie Burgers

MAC THE RIPPER (v) 7.5
Crispy truffled mac and cheese, in a bun,
THE BURGER FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE (Vegan) 7.5
NEW IMPROVED Spicy bean patty, guacamole
tomato salsa in a sesame vegan bun
Gluten free buns available or just change your
bun to salad for free

Add+

Jockey whips (chips) to any burger/bun for
2 human pounds
Bacon, cheese, pineapple, fried egg or
peanut butter to anything for a quid

Sliders

Our not so mini mini burgers. 3 for £10 choose your own combo from:
Chairman Our classic cheese burger
V2 Buttermilk fried chicken
Mac The Ripper Our world famous veggy burger
SHARING PLATTERS
9 sliders
3 Beef, 3 chicken and 3 Veg 25
18 sliders
6 Beef, 6 Chicken and 6 Veg 48

Dogs

The Well ‘ard 8
Kurz and Lang frankfurter onions, ketchup and
mustard (P)
The über Well’ard 9
Same dog but with beef chilli and cheese sauce (p)

Chips

Chips fried in beef dripping (veg version available) 3
with truffle (v) 4
with our revolutionary beer cheese sauce (v) 4
with slow cooked chilli and cheese sauce EPIC (p) 5.5
Sweet potato fries with sour cream 5

Sides

THE SAINT 5.5
Salad of the week (v) (GF) (ask at the bar)
add haloumi 6.5
NACHOS (v) 4.5
Corn chips with salsa, nacho cheese sauce
FRICKLES (v) 3.5
Deep fried pickles, aioli
ONION RINGS(v) 3.5
Deep fried onions innit, truffle aioli
SAUCES all a quid
Buffalo sauce, bun sauce, blue

Sunday Roast

We are now making our epic roasts every Sunday!!
It’s really popular so it’s a good idea to book. Like now, do it.
cheese, beer cheese

Read more about our Sunday Roast here.

Roasts

All come with seasonal veg, duck fat potatoes, Yorkshire pudding and gravy.
South Devon beef rump with our horseradish sauce (served pink) 15
Slow roast lamb shoulder with salsa verde 15.5
Half an organic chicken, sausage stuffing and redcurrant gravy 14
Veggyloaf with veggy gravy 12

Burgers

The Chairman, our signature cheeseburger with pickled red onion jam 8.5 8.5
Mac the Ripper, truffled mac and cheese, deep fried, in a bun 7.5 7.5
The V2, buttermilk fried chicken thigh in buffalo sauce 8.5 8.5
Gluten free buns available

Sides

French fries, choose from beef dripping 3, truffled 4 or with our legendary beer cheese sauce 4
Sweet potato fries with sour cream 5 Onion rings with aioli 3.5
Extra duck fat potatoes 4 Crackling with truffle apple sauce 2.5
WINGS Our award winning Buffhello or Leyton Oriental 6.5

Pudding

Paul’s epic dark choc fudge brownie with raspberry yoghurt, share sized! 5.5
Apple and blackberry crumble with custard (contains nuts, and skillz) 5.5

Drinks Package available for pre order

Platinum Package (Save £123) £499.00
48 x bottles of Peroni, 4 x bottles of Prosecco, 20 jagerbombs, 2 x bottle of Belenkaya Vodka and mixers
£622 worth of drinks
Gold Package (Save £71) £249.00
24 x bottles of Peroni, 2 x bottles of Prosecco, 10 jagerbombs, 1 x bottle of Belenkaya Vodka and mixers
£310 worth of drinks
Silver Package (Save £41) £149.00
24 x bottles of Peroni, 2 x bottles of Prosecco, 10 jagerbombs
£190 worth of drinks
Bronze Package (Save £16) £75.00
12 bottles of Peroni, 1 x bottle of Prosecco, 5 jagerbombs
£91 worth of drinks

We Serve Humans Party Menu

Sliders and sides selection.  £60
Our signature dishes, only smaller. With plenty to go round.
The Chairman
Cheeseburger, made with our own patty of brisket and short rib,
The V2
Buttermilk fried chicken breast burger with our hot sauce.
Mac the ripper
Truffled mac and cheese patty.
Leyton Oriental
Our epic whiskey and ginger wings.
Dripping Fries
Skinny chips, tossed in beef dripping (veggy option available on request)
Nachos
Tray of Nachos, made with our salsa and legendary beer cheese sauce.
For the price you will receive 12 bigger than bite-sized sliders, a basket of wings, fries and a tray of nachos.
Enough food for 10 hungry people or 12 not so hungry.

We stock over 40 different spirits premium and standard. If there is anything you are particularly fond of please send us an email, we can let you know if we have it in stock or give you a great alternative.

We have a great range of beers and ciders on tap and in the fridge. A selection of craft and world beers including breweries such as Signature Brew, East London Brewery, Hackney Brewery, Truman’s Beer, Three Sods Brewery, Mondo Brewing Company & Beaver Town to name a few.

Sparkling & Champagne

250ml 175ml 125ml Btl
Gran Cuvee – Extra Dry Spumante (vg) £5.30 £25.90
Cá del Console – Extra Dry Prosecco (v) £6.10 £31.00
Baron de Marck Champagne a Hautvillers – Brut France (vg)
£41.00

White

Pieno Sud – Bianco, Terre Siciliane Italy (v) £6.20 £4.70 £4.00 £18.00
First Fleet – Chardonnay, South Eastern Australia (vg) £7.10 £5.40 £4.20 £20.90
Nina – Pinot Grigio, Italy (v) £7.80 £5.95 £4.80 £23.00
Morandé – Sauvingnon Blanc, Maule Valley Chile £8.30 £6.20 £5.10 £24.50
Beauvignac – Picpoul de Pinet, France £8.80 £6.70 £5.30 £26.00

Rose

Pinot Grigio Rose (v) £6.30 £5.00 £4.25 £19.50
Château Gabriel Organic – Côtes de Provence (v) £9.50 £7.20 £5.60 £28.00

Red

Mon Roc – Mixed grape Carignan / Merlot Vin de France (v) £6.20 £4.70 £4.00 £18.00
First Fleet – Shiraz, South Eastern Australia (vg) £7.10 £5.40 £4.20 £20.90
D’Alamel – Merlot, Domaines Marnier La Postolle £7.80 £5.95 £4.80 £23.00
Pionero – Pinot Noir, Casablanca Valley Chile (v) £8.30 £6.20 £5.10 £24.50
Porteño – Malbec, Bodega Norton Argentina (v) £8.80 £6.70 £5.30 £26.00

Party bookings

For more information about the menu for parties, please mail [email protected]

We Serve Humans residency

Their only objective is to make you happy with totally awesome burgers and other naughty food.  A group of chefs that know what makes food good, putting this knowledge and skill into making the best burger! Travelled far and wide and eaten THOUSANDS of burgers in their quest to find the ultimate double bread with meat, research led them to create “The Chairman”, Brisket and short rib patty, with added marrow for juice. Try it for yourself.

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Monday Offer

2 burgers for £12

Choose either The Chairman or Mac the Ripper.